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fireland: This is basically what the girlf and I do all day...

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:23:20 -0500

This is basically what the girlf and I do all day long on IM:

Angela: hello? is this josh?

Josh: it’s santa!

Angela: OH HAI SANTA

Josh: GET ON MY LAP

Angela: santa … your sack is poking me in the bum

Josh: shh baby

Josh: just tell santa what you want

Josh: HO

Angela: for your sack to not be poking me in the bum

Josh: ugh

Josh: NEXT

textsfrombennett: Bennett on Thanksgiving Part 1

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:23:14 -0500

textsfrombennett:

Bennett on Thanksgiving Part 1

theinternetaccordingtoadrian: I’ve seen this one already.

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:23:09 -0500

theinternetaccordingtoadrian:

I’ve seen this one already.

iPoonal

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:23:04 -0500

tambrahmrage:

Based on ideas from @acidmess, @kazarelth, @srikvlteswaran, @anantha & @creativewolf

How To Make A Machine Gun Leg

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:22:54 -0500

etsybrook:

Don’t mess with me or I’ll make the bottom half of your leg disappear.

When Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’s “Grindhouse” hit movie theaters in 2007, I walked out of that theater knowing one day I would figure out how to dress like Cherry Darling for Halloween, machine gun leg and all. Clearly the issue with this costume is not so much in the fabrication of a machine gun as it is in the the faked disappearance of a limb from the knee down. How the hell do you vanish a leg from knee to toe?

Easy! Just follow these simple steps:

1. For five years, think about how much you want to dress up as Cherry Darling with the machine gun leg, each year deciding it’s absolutely impossible.

2. On the fifth year, tell a bunch of friends who really believe in your craftiness about your machine gun leg idea. Make sure to assert the level of awesomocity and impossibility so they will get super pumped up about it, refusing to let you off the hook. These folks must be able to regularly remind you that no costume will ever be as cool as a half naked, machine-gun-legged zombie killer; especially when you call two weeks before Halloween, begging them to just let you drop the leg thing and dress like Katy Perry.

3. Sit and stare into space for hours, trying to figure out how you’re going to make your massive right calf disappear, before you do what you clearly should have done in the first place. Consult the internet.

4. Google “Cherry Darling Machine Gun Leg,” and see that — WHOA. Someone has done this before. And ohmigod it looks amazing! But how did she do it?

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teacherfeature: The ‘keep calm’ phrase has definitely been...

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:22:49 -0500

teacherfeature:

The ‘keep calm’ phrase has definitely been overexposed, but I couldn’t help myself.

Create your own at http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/

Siri Maami

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:22:44 -0500

tambrahmrage:

Based on ideas from @sarcasan

extrawiggleroom: Big thank you’s to all of the retweets,...

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:22:39 -0500

extrawiggleroom:

Big thank you’s to all of the retweets, reblogs, comments and link-ings. You’ve made me number one!

Check back later for more pictures. Much, much love.

http://www.americanapparel.net/storefront/UGCStyle/ModelSearch2011/View.asp?e=10971

essentialdiy: How to make Pink Fuzzy Slipper Cookies out of...

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:22:28 -0500

essentialdiy:

How to make Pink Fuzzy Slipper Cookies out of Nutter Butters:Hungry Happenings

With Father’s day around the corner these will have to wait but you can bet your sweet patootie as soon as I find out if Nut Butter cookies are available in Canada I’m making some.

Tutorial: how to make a "read more" post

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:22:24 -0500

tutorialsandmore:

EXAMPLE:

1. Go to your dashboard and make a text post.

2. Press the “Read more” button.

3. Finish your text and click “Create post”. Your post will look like the example at the beginning of the post.

Together As One New Year's Eve 2012

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:22:14 -0500

goventures:

Celebrate New Year’s Eve with DUCK SAUCE, DIRTY SOUTH, DIPLO, BLOODY BEETROOTS (dj set), CHROMEO (dj set),FELIX DA HOUSECAT, MIMOSA, DJ REZA & JUNIOR SANCHEZ, FUNKAGENDA, ALEX KENJI, LA RIOTS, + More To Be Announced! Tickets on sale now @ www.NewYearsEveLA.com

ghibli-gifs: Requested by ladybuglettersoflove

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:22:08 -0500

ghibli-gifs:

Requested by ladybuglettersoflove

thatswhatthatmeans: disappointment (noun) - receiving no likes...

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:22:03 -0500

thatswhatthatmeans:

disappointment (noun) - receiving no likes on a witty status update.

submitted by s-k-y-d

thiscitycalledearth: by Alan W George, San Francisco.

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:21:57 -0500

thiscitycalledearth:

by Alan W George, San Francisco.

isthisthemoment: Lord Alfred “Bosie” Douglas and Francis...

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:21:50 -0500

isthisthemoment:

Lord Alfred “Bosie” Douglas and Francis Douglas

gonzaloisgod: I’m not sure why I love this, but I do.

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:21:44 -0500

gonzaloisgod:

I’m not sure why I love this, but I do.

haseman: More logos in this world need fish

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:21:37 -0500

haseman:

More logos in this world need fish

thisishangingrockcomics: this is what my face looks like and...

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:21:31 -0500

thisishangingrockcomics:

this is what my face looks like and normally I wear glasses but I get vain and self conscious taking pictures with them on

textsfrombennett: Bennett on Chinese buffet lasagna part 1.

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:21:26 -0500

textsfrombennett:

Bennett on Chinese buffet lasagna part 1.

Rob Delaney: On Depression & Getting Help

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:19:18 -0500

Rob Delaney: On Depression & Getting Help:

This was originally posted February 26, 2010.

I deal with suicidal, unipolar depression and I take medication daily to treat it. Over the past seven years, I’ve had two episodes that were severe and during which I thought almost exclusively of suicide. I did not eat much and lost weight during…